I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
November 2012
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99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!
I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!
this, I liiiiike.
October 2012
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September 2012
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August 2012
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“Maybe there’s something you’re afraid to say, or someone you’re afraid to love, or somewhere you’re afraid to go. It’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna hurt because it matters.”
—John Green (via thresca)
Cosmo sex tip #552
If he starts to whisper dirty talk in your ear, shout back “YA NASTY” in his ear
